I’m Im 
cooking so I get the most and best
You want the choice piece of cheese on toast? You cook it
You want more olives in your pasta? You cook
And so on
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Surely the rule is that if your doing the cooking the other person(s) do the washing up?
And stir fry is always such a disappointment anyway
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Noodle stir fry is a bit easier to serve equal portions if you use kitchen tongs. It’s not a magic bullet, but it will help a bit
I always give myself a bigger portion and don’t fret about it. Chef’s privilege isn’t it.
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Hollow laugh
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If you use two nests of noodles rather than one big bag they usually retain a bit of integrity and it’s easy to divide them back into the equalish halves.
What they don’t know is I’ve eaten the absolute best bits during the cooking process and all. 
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Sometimes I’ll spend like 40 minutes cooking something then in the five minutes it takes to eat I’ll just be thinking “well this was a fucking waste of time wasn’t it”.
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