The Worst Thing to Happen in...

The Bath

  • Suddenly needing a wee just a few minutes after getting in
  • Dropping your phone in the water
  • Water never gets hot enough and goes cold too quickly
  • Smacking your head or toes on the tap
  • Dropping your book in the water

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Please feel free to join in and add your own polls, or suggest worse things

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just get in and the doorbell goes

:man_facepalming:

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For me this Sunday it was…

  • Power cut happens the second you get in and you’re left soaking in the dark
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Absolute worst is waiting 10 minutes for it to fill up, then finding out something’s fucked the hot water and you have a tepid bath which you feel obliged to make some use of.

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The Shower

  • Water suddenly goes boiling hot
  • Water suddenly turns freezing cold
  • Showerhead falls off and hits you
  • Shampoo in your eye

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This is why you should always bathe with candles

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The Old Blue Last

  • You forget your NUS card
  • You realise that even ÂŁ6 is too much for this gig
  • You suspect all the other attendees are DiS posters but are too afraid to ask

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Saw just the top line and thought you were saying the shower was the worst thing to happen in the bath and appreciated yr old skool stance.

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Listen to music in the bath so you can’t hear the door. Problem solved :sunglasses::bath::notes:

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Shampoo in the eye for my real friends…

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I had a bath the other day but put too much cold water in and it was ruined. Even draining some water and adding more hot didn’t fix it.

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Sad to see :pensive:

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I’ve dropped my book in the water before and it was fine, it dried up a bit curly but it was an old book anyway for the bath

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Seeing an older relative for the first time in years

  • They want to talk about your love life
  • They want to talk about your work
  • They want to be nostalgic about the past
  • “You’ve grown so much!”

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Follow thru’

Lovely bit of threadsmithing

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Thank you! I seem to have run out of ideas for more polls already though :pensive:

  • trying to do a rolypoly and getting stuck midway, with your head underwater and nearly drowning.

NOT recommended.

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It takes a village to raise a child but it takes a whole community to raise a thread

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I hate baths. I grew up in a house with no shower so I had baths every morning for 18 years. Moving into my uni halls was a total life changer cos it had a shower.

Oh and no fucking stained glass windows with clear gaps on the bathroom door so I didn’t have to constantly look over my shoulder to see my nobhead little sister pressing her face up against the glass to wind me up

Fuck baths

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