Theo's Utility Belt

So we know he has one of these :-

What else do you think Theo carries at all times clipped to his belt? What SHOULD he also carry?

Please include your workings out.

I dunno but I bet the belt itself is actually an emergency Cat5 cable.


travel adapter, even when not travelling

“just in case”


I saw Theo only yesterday and don’t think he had any of this nonsense on him so really you should stop spouting these lies.



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Worst Irish superhero ever.

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usb stick
usb to plug adapter

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Haha lol Theo is only a cat 5!!!



When showing the constellations to my daughter when she was younger I told her that Orion was called Theo and that the three stars across his middle are Theo’s Utility Belt.


A collection of lockets featuring a lock of hair from every woman he has ever kissed.

A sextant.

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‘The antidote’.

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I have one of these (but a Peter Storm obviously) in my bag.

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Sounds like he got you with his anti-reality spray.

Johnny Storm

I almost never wear a belt and I definitely do not clip things to it.

That’s because, unlike @Antpocalypsenow I am a man who values having a good, compact rucksack to carry any extraneous items.

I definitely DO NOT own one of those fucking stupid bags, but since Ant seemed determined to make a meal of carrying a bag around with him I thought I’d try to help.

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Detachable loo roll holder in case the pub is a bit of a dive


+ travel plunger if going for an all day sesh

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