Theo's Utility Belt


#1

So we know he has one of these :-

What else do you think Theo carries at all times clipped to his belt? What SHOULD he also carry?

Please include your workings out.


#2

I dunno but I bet the belt itself is actually an emergency Cat5 cable.


#3

travel adapter, even when not travelling

“just in case”


#4

I saw Theo only yesterday and don’t think he had any of this nonsense on him so really you should stop spouting these lies.

#theotruther


#5

http://www.wobblewedges.com/pages/Restaurants.html


#6

Worst Irish superhero ever.


#7


#8

*Linux


#9

usb stick
usb to plug adapter
caramac


#10

Haha lol Theo is only a cat 5!!!

#chopper

TINTCT


#11

When showing the constellations to my daughter when she was younger I told her that Orion was called Theo and that the three stars across his middle are Theo’s Utility Belt.


#12

A collection of lockets featuring a lock of hair from every woman he has ever kissed.

A sextant.


#13

‘The antidote’.


#14

I have one of these (but a Peter Storm obviously) in my bag.


#15

Sounds like he got you with his anti-reality spray.


#16

Johnny Storm


#17

I almost never wear a belt and I definitely do not clip things to it.

That’s because, unlike @Antpocalypsenow I am a man who values having a good, compact rucksack to carry any extraneous items.

I definitely DO NOT own one of those fucking stupid bags, but since Ant seemed determined to make a meal of carrying a bag around with him I thought I’d try to help.


#18

Detachable loo roll holder in case the pub is a bit of a dive


#19


#20

+ travel plunger if going for an all day sesh