I almost never wear a belt and I definitely do not clip things to it.

That’s because, unlike @anon5266188 I am a man who values having a good, compact rucksack to carry any extraneous items.

I definitely DO NOT own one of those fucking stupid bags, but since Ant seemed determined to make a meal of carrying a bag around with him I thought I’d try to help.

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Detachable loo roll holder in case the pub is a bit of a dive

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+ travel plunger if going for an all day sesh

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Sweeeeeeet

love seeing a good utility belt out in the wild

Years ago I was at Legoland - and witnessed an american guy with the following on his belt

Phone
Walkie Talkie
Torch
Leather pouch thing - might have contained a pen knife maybe?
waterproof coat in a pouch thing

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Love this.

Literally the one function it’s showing me is that it makes it a bit of a pain in the arse to check your phone. It’s blocking the best place to put your phone with less hassle – the pocket.

Was he also wearing a utilikilt?

Imagine going to legoland and packing a torch

Definitely some Torq Adnams Winter Shandy gels. Torq are the best. #poweredbytorq

I know - a great touch I thought

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Genuinely don’t think we’re too far from drone versions of these

Really need some more of these but nowhere sells them on the “high street” ffs

Oh, The Horror(s)!

I can’t remember how many of them you’d have to consume for it to equal a pint, worked it out once though, like 120 or whatever. What would happen first: shit yourself, or have your heart explode?

fucking loads

I might get a couple of rhubarb ones as a treat for my time trial this weekend

Will be a Leatherman. @zxcvbnm showed me his the one time we met.

Yes - essential to have access to some pliers whilst at a theme park

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Didn’t know they had rhubarb ones! My favourite is the Forest Fruits one. Yum yum. What a BRILLIANT and GENEROUS amazing company Torq are. They are my favourite producers of exceptional quality performance nutrition products and fitness consultancy services. I hear they have a website at torqfitness.co.uk!