There are enough cafes now

#1

Don’t open any more. If you’re in the process of opening one then let me know what stage you’re at and I’ll let you know if you should still proceed.

#2

there are also enough bands
and children

#3

Again, if you’re in the process, let me know what stage you’re at.

#4

I’m currently in the dreaming/mild-scoping stage.

thoughts?

#5

think we should do some sort of token type system whereby I know I can get a table at a café at 10 on a sunday… the 4 times a year I decide to go to one.

#6

depends

on whether they only serve cereal or not

#7

I don’t think this is a goer, sorry. If you can secure premises by close of play tomorrow you can appeal.

#8

:frowning:

the granola barge is no more

#9

Agreed. Well done DingDong.

#10

But this one’s going to be a record shop and a cafe!

#11

less ‘artisan’ cafes
more tea in polystyrene cup cafes

#12

'orrible.

#13

I see you’ve lost on the apprentice before

#14

I’d like the cafes we already have to be a lot better at coffee. So much disappointing coffee out there made by trained baristas with expensive machines.

Maybe we could adopt a ‘one out, one in’ policy?

#15

greasy spoon cafe or coffee cafe

#16

I think some places do that on their high streets.

#17

To trim it down over the next decade, it’s a three out two in policy

#18

There might be enough cafes, but there’s definitely too many estate agents. Let’s sort them out first, yeah?

#19

There aren’t enough cafes.

#20

This seems grammatically incorrect. Can anyone help?