There used to be a kid in my primary school who ate the entire apple, core/pips and all

Wonder if any trees have grown inside him yet

Simeon used to do this and he’d do it in two bites

Two bites is impressive work. Did he eat the stalk as well? Jamie used to leave that

I did that but don’t think I went to your school.

I am now an ent.

Sometime I’d eat the stalk but not my favourite bit tbh.

I do this, just bin the stalk

Nah, he wouldn’t eat the stalk, he’d always have a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock on him though so maybe that had stalk in it

I eat the anus of the apple every time