There's a duck in my garden

#1

Please advise

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#2

Early UB40 lyrics, etc.

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#3

give it some sweetcorn

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#4

I’m not sure getting the duck drunk will help the situation. Plus it’s too early in the day for red wine.

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#5

Tell it to duck off.

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#6

Sorry, autocorrect. *fuck off

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#7

I tried giving him a corncob but he twitched his head at me. I don’t think he approves.

#8

Kiss it

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#9

He got a bit excited when I said duck but when I corrected myself he just went back to nosing around in the bushes

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#10

He’s not even bought me dinner yet!

#11

we want to see the duck

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#12

Dear Liza, Dear Liza

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#13

Kiss the fucking duck! Enough excuses already!

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#14

^Food for thought

#15

What sort?

#16

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#17

Give it some seeds

#18

Ducks are good

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#19

Status update: I had to nip out to the shop. I’m now back, duck is still there. Now somehow got himself onto a chair. I think I might have to concede the whole garden territory.

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#20

Give him bread