Please advise
Early UB40 lyrics, etc.
I’m not sure getting the duck drunk will help the situation. Plus it’s too early in the day for red wine.
Tell it to duck off.
Sorry, autocorrect. *fuck off
I tried giving him a corncob but he twitched his head at me. I don’t think he approves.
Kiss it
He got a bit excited when I said duck but when I corrected myself he just went back to nosing around in the bushes
He’s not even bought me dinner yet!
Dear Liza, Dear Liza
Kiss the fucking duck! Enough excuses already!
^Food for thought
What sort?
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
Give it some seeds
Ducks are good
Status update: I had to nip out to the shop. I’m now back, duck is still there. Now somehow got himself onto a chair. I think I might have to concede the whole garden territory.
I tore up a few bits of crust and tossed them over. It got him off the chair but now he looks even more settled. Not sure that really helped.
I was very drunk last night