I’m going to need substantial evidence of this decade-long success story.
I never though DiS would finally be divided by the humble goose.
reckon maybe geese are just rightfully suspicious of humans
Goose poo is a touch move your fucking shits
I hope you cope better with the departure of the duck than mafia head honcho Tony Soprano did in renowned television series The Sopranos.
This was my flipping off a goose on Christmas Day before popping him into the oven at 200C/180C Fan/Gas 6.
Reckon geese just aren’t a fan of sexual impropriety in public
Pretty keen to here the geeseses version of events here.
I’m sorry that they’ve been mean to you though, no one deserves that.
How would you like it if I came into your park /house and started 69ing with my girl/boyfriebd
if a goose approaches you in combat stance then drop and curl into a ball. don’t make eye contact as the goose may be in musth and then you are (quite literally) fucked
Think you and the geese need a truth and reconciliation commission to sort this out. It’s beyond my abilities
also geese cant run downhill, weirdly, they take flight anytime they try due to incline/slope differential, so run downhill
Musth or must /ˈmʌst/ is a periodic condition characterized by highly aggressive behavior and accompanied by a large rise in reproductive hormones. Testosterone levels in can be as much as 6 times greater than at other times.
Aye and dogs can’t look up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, do birds have teeth?
Gooseberries are nice, aren’t they. ‘Mackerel berries’, the French call them. Vive la difference!
Ducks love peas. Do you have any peas?
Can’t believe we’ve gone a hundred posts and no-one suggested asking @Yesiamaduck for advice as our resident duck.
bloody adorable little critters aren’t they
This kind of thread is the exact reason why I love posting on DiS so much.
