not read the thread but have you tried kissing it yet
You shouldn’t give bread to ducks.
Why does everybody want me to kiss the duck? Is this a thing?
just the done thing isn’t it. now kiss the duck
Were there a duck in my garden I’d definitely kiss it.
With its consent, of course.
Just pick him up and give him a little kiss on the bill. Would be nice for everyone eh.
I’m Rarity, I’m fabulous and I defy conventions
Can’t believe that poor duck ain’t getting a kiss, tbqh.
there’s that hot duck in new york but I think he’s maybe a twitter thing
A survey by the Canal and River Trust found nearly a quarter of English and Welsh people had together fed six million loaves of bread to ducks last year. Uneaten bread causes algal blooms, allows bacteria to breed and attracts rats and other vermin.
Apart from affecting water quality, the trust and other agencies said the duck feeders may be unwittingly damaging the health of the birds.
A spokesperson for the government’s Animal and Plant Health Agency said: “Large amounts of bread and other human foodstuffs can be harmful to wildfowl, leading to potentially fatal or disabling health conditions. Uneaten food can also cause changes to the chemical and bacteriological content of water, increasing the risk of avian disease.”
The duck has now left the garden. Thank you all for your help during this difficult time.
oh no, hot duck got milkshake ducked. fucking internet
In my opinion, it’s lovely to see a duck.
What’s the roald dahl one where the ducks take over the humans house and change the locks so the humans have to build a nest in a tree and live there. magic finger i think. watch out for that
Just found a list of 35 duck memes that will have me quacking all day