#134

A really, really cheesy risotto. Sounds fine.

#135

Omg this is just a would you rather thread isnt it?

  • That is correct
  • Bang you are shot

0 voters

#136

Quality time with my enemies = killing them all slowly and painfully one by one.

2 Likes
#137

The Dr and 7 of 9 are about the only things worth watching.

#138

sully: the plane that eventually slowed down

10 Likes
#139
  • You have to buy the beans and the sauce in separate tins when you buy baked beans now
  • There is one window in your home that is permanently stuck slightly open (not to the extent that there is a security risk but the room the window is in will always be a bit chilly)

0 voters

Chipotle baked beans
#140
  • All football stadiums get turned into big darts venues. All football coverage becomes darts coverage.
  • All cinemas get turned into libraries and Netflix stops doing films. Bluray ceases to exist as a format.

0 voters

#141

Cor!

#142
  • Thomas Hanks
  • Tommy Hanks

0 voters

#143

Good job DVDs still exist!!!

1 Like
#144
  • You can only stream things
  • You can only own and watch physical.copues of things

0 voters

#145

Enjoy your grainy version of whatever Wes Anderson film came out two years ago in Reading forever

1 Like
#146

Literally my life already

#147

So futuristic

#148
  • Beef Massaman
  • Beef Massalady

0 voters

#149

*convenient

#150

i think i’m goin down
i can’t believe this happened in my home town
if i had wings i would fly
let me contemplate
i glanced in the cut and see my homie nate

#151
  • Banned from entering Nottinghamshire
  • Banned from entering Derbyshire

0 voters

#152
  • The only sporting event you’re ever allowed to watch is the boat race
  • You constantly have a runny nose, a bit of trapped wind, and a spot on your face that doesn’t quite break the skin but throbs a lot

0 voters

#153
  • Everyone gets hover cars but traffic is quite bad
  • All vehicles are banned and you can only walk places

0 voters