How do they smell?
- The Big Lebowski
- Lost In Translation
Yep, I’m with you.
I’ll watch Prometheus just so that if ever asked I can pull out a notebook and bore people fucking senseless with my opinions.
Surprisingly clean and fresh
Taking attention away from your Mastodon Ts?
Stop sniffing your colleagues, eric.
I do not own nor have ever owned a mastodon t-shirt
Don’t bullshit me, pal.
"you fuck! I’ll shoot you unless you move in for 12 months with…
- Matt Goss
- Luke Goss
Struggling to remember which is which. Hat bloke for me
- Bella Italia
- an average condition bus
- a poor condition train
“what? What do you want? I’ll do anything! Just don’t shoot me, gun person!”
"If you wanna avoid death you have to go for a candlelit dinner with
- Katie Hopkins
- Piers Morgan
- Five hour train journey sitting down
- One hour train journey standing up next to the bogs
- watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life
- join in once
But I like to be near the bogs. Just in case.
I think Alien: Covenant is fun is because of the “I’ll do the fingering” scene
keep it light
- Alien: Covenant - not seen it
- Walther PPK - bond (yes, i know)
- Anchorman 2 - didn’t find the first funny, must have missed something
- Eat a poo - a rabbit poo, just swallow down like a pill
- South Park - genuinely funny from time to time
- Big Lewbowski - not seen it
- Luke Goss - [shrug]
- Bella Italia - lasagne is nice
- Poor condition train - probably has a bog and/or booze trolley
- Piers Morgan - probably got funny tales to tell. other one’s just a total cunt
- One Hour Train Journey - get to where I want to be quicker
- Watch - Nice that they’ll reconnect tbh
Great thread. Bye!