There's a gun to your head [polls]

How do they smell?

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Lost In Translation

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Yep, I’m with you.

I’ll watch Prometheus just so that if ever asked I can pull out a notebook and bore people fucking senseless with my opinions.

Surprisingly clean and fresh

Taking attention away from your Mastodon Ts?

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Stop sniffing your colleagues, eric.

I do not own nor have ever owned a mastodon t-shirt

Don’t bullshit me, pal.

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"you fuck! I’ll shoot you unless you move in for 12 months with…

  • Matt Goss
  • Luke Goss

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"

Struggling to remember which is which. Hat bloke for me

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Never

  • Garfunkels
  • Bella Italia

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  • an average condition bus
  • a poor condition train

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“what? What do you want? I’ll do anything! Just don’t shoot me, gun person!”

"If you wanna avoid death you have to go for a candlelit dinner with

  • Katie Hopkins
  • Piers Morgan

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"

  • Five hour train journey sitting down
  • One hour train journey standing up next to the bogs

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  • watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life
  • join in once

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But I like to be near the bogs. Just in case.

I think Alien: Covenant is fun is because of the “I’ll do the fingering” scene

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keep it light

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  • Alien: Covenant - not seen it
  • Walther PPK - bond (yes, i know)
  • Anchorman 2 - didn’t find the first funny, must have missed something
  • Eat a poo - a rabbit poo, just swallow down like a pill
  • South Park - genuinely funny from time to time
  • Big Lewbowski - not seen it
  • Luke Goss - [shrug]
  • Bella Italia - lasagne is nice
  • Poor condition train - probably has a bog and/or booze trolley
  • Piers Morgan - probably got funny tales to tell. other one’s just a total cunt
  • One Hour Train Journey - get to where I want to be quicker
  • Watch - Nice that they’ll reconnect tbh

Great thread. Bye!

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