"There's nothing like an [X] to [Y]"

“There’s nothing like a cold glass of water to quench the thirst”

This thread should be full of posts like ^^^this^^^ please but with different Xs and Ys

Theres nothing like an app to identify smells

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There’s nothing like a Coldplay album to make you think that music was a mistake.

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There’s nothing like a sort of mini jetpack to help dogs see over neighbours fences

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“There’s nothing like a cold glass of juice to satiate the thirst”

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RTF

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Theres nothing like hearing rain on’t window to ease the thunderstorm going on in your head.

There’s nothing like KFC to make you feel like the physical embodiment of the colour grey and that you could shit yourself at any moment.

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Always hear the Jonny Cash version of ‘hurt’ in my head when I eat a kfc

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There’s nothing like a paperclip to clean your ears

There’s nothing like a harpoon to the thorax to make you appreciate what life was like before you took a harpoon to the thorax.

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There’s nothing like an X to mark where you’ve buried your treasure matey

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amazing :grinning:

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there’s nothing like an antpoc thread to make you question your life choices

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Yeah, this really is truly awful stuff mate

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“There’s nothing like a moderately funny thread to make the day go quicker!”

This ain’t it though.

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There’s nothing like seeing a walrus to remember what a walrus looks like

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An admission at last!

There’s nothing like listening to I am the Walrus to remember what I am the Walrus sounds like

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Listen, nobody is a harsher critic of me than I am of myself. I hold myself to extremely high standards here on the community and I’m not too big to admit when I drop a clanger (which is literally every time I type something and post it)