#116

No, he isn’t

#117

You probably have if you’ve looked up. Jupiter, Saturn and Venus are really bright at certain times of the year.

#118

Why don’t you go up there and prove it then?

#119

Is shrewbie Dr Manhattan

  • That would explain a lot of things, yeah
  • No

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#120

You cant 100% rule it out

#121

Not falling for this!

#122

Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do

#123

If they colonise Mars or the moon or one of the others…

  • Sure, I’d go and live up there asap
  • Maybe once they’d got it all up and running, opened a few Greggs etc
  • Not a chance pal!

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#124

shrewbie is playing tennis on Mars. he’s a gentle tennis scientist, working for Babolat.

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#125

Wouldn’t want to live there, but I’d quite fancy popping over for a long weekend.

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#126

Fucking second home owners and tourists, ruining space.

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#127

Hey, less of that. I’d take my litter home with me.

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#128

Yeah, apparently they discovered water on Mars now, and the photos have just been released!!!

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#129

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#130

Considering giving him a ten match ban for that.

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#131

Prison wouldn’t be good enough imo.

#132

Hahahaha! Love stuff like this

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#133

Reckon we should give more lovely names to new planets, not stuff like BCC45102-X or whatever. Call it Peacock or sutin

Not that planets exist obv

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#134

I would call them after my favourite snacks, like Frangipane, or Dorito, or Stuffed Pepper

#135

Haha Radio 2’s last-minute scramble for someone to talk about this in a segment resulted in John Culshaw.