i mentioned this in the Work Irks thread but there’s a woman in my office who, on days where she has to sit at a different desk, pulls out loads of cleaning stuff from her locker and spends a good 10 minutes wiping everything really thoroughly. you’d think the rest of the office was full of lepers.
This is sensible
Gotta be honest I loved the complete non interaction with humans at citizen M.
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The maccas touchscreens don’t look at me with judging eyes for not being able to choose what I want despite queuing for 5 minutes so I’m a big fan.
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It’s ok to fondle avocados in shops right? No one eats the skin.
The birds have been shitting on your fruit and veg for months. A few dirty hands are not gonna make any difference, obviously.
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I normally carry around several pairs of disposable latex gloves with me on the off chance I’ll have to touch something
But they’re wiping off all that delicious, delicious birdshit 
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that would be ideal, but it doesn’t cover his hands
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I guess the answer to stopping this was a global pandemic, who knew?
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