i mentioned this in the Work Irks thread but there’s a woman in my office who, on days where she has to sit at a different desk, pulls out loads of cleaning stuff from her locker and spends a good 10 minutes wiping everything really thoroughly. you’d think the rest of the office was full of lepers.
This is sensible
Gotta be honest I loved the complete non interaction with humans at citizen M.
The maccas touchscreens don’t look at me with judging eyes for not being able to choose what I want despite queuing for 5 minutes so I’m a big fan.
It’s ok to fondle avocados in shops right? No one eats the skin.
The birds have been shitting on your fruit and veg for months. A few dirty hands are not gonna make any difference, obviously.
I normally carry around several pairs of disposable latex gloves with me on the off chance I’ll have to touch something
But they’re wiping off all that delicious, delicious birdshit
that would be ideal, but it doesn’t cover his hands
I guess the answer to stopping this was a global pandemic, who knew?