#21

i mentioned this in the Work Irks thread but there’s a woman in my office who, on days where she has to sit at a different desk, pulls out loads of cleaning stuff from her locker and spends a good 10 minutes wiping everything really thoroughly. you’d think the rest of the office was full of lepers.

#22

This is sensible

#23

Gotta be honest I loved the complete non interaction with humans at citizen M.

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#24

The maccas touchscreens don’t look at me with judging eyes for not being able to choose what I want despite queuing for 5 minutes so I’m a big fan.

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#25

It’s ok to fondle avocados in shops right? No one eats the skin.

#26

The birds have been shitting on your fruit and veg for months. A few dirty hands are not gonna make any difference, obviously.

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#27

I normally carry around several pairs of disposable latex gloves with me on the off chance I’ll have to touch something

#28

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#29

But they’re wiping off all that delicious, delicious birdshit :rage:

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#30

that would be ideal, but it doesn’t cover his hands

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#31

I guess the answer to stopping this was a global pandemic, who knew?

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