Bit of paper for any bits then I’m straight on there
We’re all douchers on here.
alright Gerard Depardieu
how does a blind person know when they’re done wiping their bum? bidet is far safer.
These days I’m all about the bidet
'bout the bidet
…which has reminded me of this…
Place we’re renting at the moment has a bidet.
Haven’t used it yet, can’t say I know how to.
Never used a bidet, but the bum guns they use in SE Asia (and elsewhere?) are a revelation