These days I'm all about the bidet


#1

Bit of paper for any bits then I’m straight on there


#2

We’re all douchers on here.


#3

alright Gerard Depardieu


#4

Happy bidet!


#5

anyone remember the Plymouth Bum sniffer ? All this talk of bottoms reminded me.


#6

how does a blind person know when they’re done wiping their bum? bidet is far safer.


#7

These days I’m all about the bidet
'bout the bidet
no paper


#8

…which has reminded me of this…


#9

#10

Place we’re renting at the moment has a bidet.

Haven’t used it yet, can’t say I know how to.


#11

Never used a bidet, but the bum guns they use in SE Asia (and elsewhere?) are a revelation