These days I'm all about the bidet

Bit of paper for any bits then I’m straight on there

We’re all douchers on here.

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alright Gerard Depardieu

Happy bidet!

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anyone remember the Plymouth Bum sniffer ? All this talk of bottoms reminded me.

how does a blind person know when they’re done wiping their bum? bidet is far safer.

These days I’m all about the bidet
'bout the bidet
no paper

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…which has reminded me of this…

Place we’re renting at the moment has a bidet.

Haven’t used it yet, can’t say I know how to.

Never used a bidet, but the bum guns they use in SE Asia (and elsewhere?) are a revelation