I know I am

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Everyone imagining epimer thrusting can you move over to the filth thread.

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Yep

I’m not 17 either.

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Hmm, might need to make my next weekly shopping trip an M&S one

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Why is hot chocolate marketed as a night time drink when it’s caffeinated?

I only heard a couple of clappers but the fireworks were next level

The Indian was great, I should order takeaway more often.

I also made a lemon drizzle cake earlier so I’m having a slice of that for pudding.

My parents phoned asking me to book them a tesco delivery slot, so that means I’ll be staying up to midnight.

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First Coors of the week, heart rate back to normal. Almost lost me there.

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Ooooh police are knocking on my neighbours door. Proper glass on the floor eavesdropping going unsuccessfully.

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It’s either the police or someone saying they are quite loudly. Tempted to shout “social distancing, mates” down the stairs

It started slower and later than in previous weeks but went on for longer.

Someone from the flats opposite played Happy Birthday on a trumpet. Very very badly. Which made it hilarious.

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Will you please s… Oh wait

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i am now

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gonnae no

guess its for captain tom

It was just. Banter.

We’re watching blackAF on Netflix. Kenya Baris wears all the jumpers I want.

Also, @Epimer dancing: (imagine the Alan Partridge air bass gif here)

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Love a Korev when I’m down Cornwall way :slight_smile:

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She looks like what people in old paintings by the masters look like. That face.

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