They call me "The Cloche"

THE CLOCHE!

  • Kicked his arse
  • Kicked my arse

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marc stinking up the joint yet again. classic marc.

have to stan a waluigi main though

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the only two legit characters - dk and waluigi - right at the bottom too.

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what kind of asswipe rides as metal mario ffs.

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I wasnt going to mention it but I’m genuinely appalled, how is that even a character

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I reckon I might have the worst ratio of playtime::ability of anyone worldwide when it comes to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Play it constantly and I’m shite at it.

Most of my stupid threads are created in the gaps between online races and, let me tell ya, I make a lot of stupid threads!!!

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there’s a gold mario too, who I’m assuming our old pal over here isn’t using because he doesn’t have the required skill to unlock him.

My heart belongs to Roy but I’m not allowed to use him any more. My next fave setup is Mario with Standard Kart but I’ve been encouraged not to use that either.

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I always used dk tbh. felt right, and the vibe is also correct of course.

Well, that’s me away to bed now then. My most recent race saw an 11th place finish and me, once again finishing the evening with less points than I started with.

Good night everyone, God bless x

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And my lawyer, Dr Mr @Epimer, has a lot to say on the topic of “things that sound a bit like each other.”

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This is still freaking my nut out. I make a daft thread about “They call me The Cloche” and then, 5 mins or so later, I’m racing against Clochette in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

SMALL WORLD, BIG HEART

Going for
Going for

GOLD!

Good tagline

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He’s actually 5th as antpoc!!! but you can’t read it under the read marking. antpoc!!! is no relation.

If only this were true…

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Can’t lose!

(except you did)