They need to invent heavier rice

So you don’t need to eat as much to be full.

It’s a privilege to be able to eat lots of something

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Ricecakes that only the strongest of us could lift

And you could use it to fix industrial machinery like JCBs or car assembling robots after you drop them in the toilet while drunk or spill coffee on them.

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But it would crush my phone screen as I’m drying it out.

Sepultilda?

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I am comfortable with the current weight of rice.

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Ronnie James Arbordio?

Borice

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Jasminus?

CarnaroloTomassi

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RIIIIICE!
HEAVY RIIIIIICE!

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Thrice?

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The joke is heavy bands m8

I’ve never knowingly listened to them TBF.

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Long Graindle of Filth

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Fair.

Can’t hear you, sorry