They say there's no such thing as a perfect photograph...

[Funkhouser]

…explain this one I’ve just seen on Facebook then, squares.

[Unlucky]

@Funkhouser

then, squares

Yeah I’d fancy some crisps after looking at that haha

[Ruffers]

What they don’t tell you is you can’t leave without clearing all the cider and the entire jar of mustard/pickle.

[Funkhouser]

Why are you saying that like it’s a problem.

[shrewbie]

I can’t explain it

[drastic_measures]

Waiter, excuse me, is this the ploughman’s lunch?

It might be, I’ll check with him

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Would smash

[asa]

This is best enjoyed

• Indoors at the pub
• Pub patio
• Picnic
• Indoors at home
• Home garden patio

[cowcow]

[urbanfox]

Would like a better selection of cheese but I wouldn’t say no

[Aggpass]

Yeah the cheese is letting it down badly

[urbanfox]

Annoying me the way it’s been cut as well

[Aggpass]

Yep I want big chunks I can cut myself as needed. And there better be a fucking blue

[Funkhouser]

Just drink your Old Rosie and stop whining

[Matt_was_taken]

Dry bread

[Funkhouser]

I assumed the butter was being brought out after the photo

[Aggpass]

I don’t like cider but that’s a personal thing rather than something wrong with the board.

[Octobadger]

Think the salami is out of place. Take that out, replace it with some proper thick cut ham, also would add an apple and a few grapes.

[barleysugar]

The Branston makes this. FACT.