They're trying to end the world aren't they

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Couldn’t find a general apocalypse thread, maybe this could be it

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Going from

HOORAY THEY’VE CURED DEATH!

to

OH GOD THEY CAN STOP THE HEART OF SOMEONE - INSTALL ROBOTICS - THEN REVIVE THEM.

Is the kind of fear wiplash I didn’t need at this time

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I personally welcome our zombie pig/spider overlords.

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Guys, we’ve got a fantastic new suite of machines that can do anything… but they’re made of spiders.

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Well we just need something that turns humans into spiders then

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Maybe they can try injecting air into Stan Lee’s corpse and see if that works

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Just like one of those arcade machines. What’s the big deal

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This is an excellent opportunity for capitalism. Kill all workers, then reanimate their corpses and send them back to work for no money. They won’t even need food.

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The line “since spiders are biodegradable” did something to me

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Has to be said, reanimated claw spiders and porcine zombies are a lot more exciting than covid was. This is an apocalypse I can really get into.

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looking forward to being used as a nontraditional component after death

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What shall we call our new magic reanimating potion that won’t sound too apocalyptic?

How about OrganEx?

Perfect

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So it’s like Universal Soldier but Dolph Lundgren is a spider? Awesome!

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