Ugh, weddings need to fuck off this year
Just the two of you go to a registry office and shut up about it.
I don’t mean it, weddings can be fine, people should do what makes them happy. I’m just pissed off at how all weddings you hear about need to be this BIG dream wedding and “Oh, we can’t afford it our dream wedding” … it’s just one day
It’s so much money for one day! BLAHBLAH, rage. blah.
My favourite kind of wedding is the kind where it’s in the same city as me and I’m only invited to the evening. Note this down fellow DiSers.