were they a fireman? @crisps

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Ooooh haven’t done one of those in a while! Might go for a lunchtime explore round town and get all inspired. (Spoiler: It isn’t Robert Elliot)

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I’m kinda annoyed at the new National album
Why do I put myself through things i know will cause me pain

No, they were worcester sauce wheat crunchies.

Went to buy some riesens today. My local off licence stopped stocking them :frowning:

Monster munch? :eggplant: :horse: :smiley:

I bought another three packs last night

Yeah I am too actually. There’s something bothering me about it and I can’t put my finger on it.

I think it’s the lyrics.

If you play your cards right babe :kissing_heart:

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£1500! lol

I hope no one went

not really

a little bit really

You’re meant to be defending the rubbish in the OP that I am extremely annoyed about for some reason, though.

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Thank you Theo, you are an angel from heaven

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Wanna see me 'ose?

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What a big helmet!

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can’t do it, my range only goes so far

I cleaned the ale lines at the pub yesterday, moved a few things around and generally was an all round AWESOME HELPFUL PERSON in the cellar for a couple of hours. I tapped a barrel of a new beer that’s going on (Mr M’s Porter) and it sprayed all over my boxfresh white socks (I was in shorts), and then all over my face. Smelled like chocolate until I got home, and my socks have brown marks. I’m annoyed about this today now that I’ve properly looked at my socks.

how much would you estimate that it looks like a poo-related accident?

3/10, would be a very ill person’s poo

Ugh, weddings need to fuck off this year :roll_eyes: Just the two of you go to a registry office and shut up about it.

:blush: I don’t mean it, weddings can be fine, people should do what makes them happy. I’m just pissed off at how all weddings you hear about need to be this BIG dream wedding and “Oh, we can’t afford it our dream wedding” … it’s just one day :confused: It’s so much money for one day! BLAHBLAH, rage. blah.

My favourite kind of wedding is the kind where it’s in the same city as me and I’m only invited to the evening. Note this down fellow DiSers.

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Alright Jude Law / Jack Davenport.