Things about businesses that would put you off ever using them


#1
  • a bar/restaurant that advertises they serve ‘eats’

#2

owned by rupert murdoch


#3

Having a name like ‘Scoff and Banter’


#4

Bar/restaurant that sells human shit


#5

EAT

DRINK

RELAX


#6

is arms dealer or pop up cookie stand


#7

Owned and run entirely by cats


#8

Chummy marketing/social media shit


#9

Use human skin as a packaging material


#10

Uses any old shit instead of proper Plates/Tables/Chairs etc.


#11
  • little placards in the windows saying stuff like ‘live, love, laugh’
  • pubs advertising ‘FREE BEER’ with a tiny wifi written in between the two words

#12

“Manchester” anywhere in the name


#13

or address


#14

goes without saying


#15

fucking hate these fucking signs in places


#16

Went to a coffee place the other day that had school style D&T benches instead of tables. Couldn’t tuck my chair in cause there was a fucking vice in the way. Absolute shambles


#17

wishing you all the best with this one, lad.


#18

Casey Affleck’s performance is very good though


#19

Is it a performance as a decent human being? (haven’t seen it)


#20

I also haven’t seen it