Things Americans are obsessed with

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Omelettes

(Nobody say ‘war’. You may say ‘guns’ if you wish but try to aim for the penetrating insight of ‘omelettes’)

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Those mets

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Mexico.

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War.

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Hurgh

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Other nations teeth.

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double chunk chocolate cookies

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Beefeaters and British standards of dentistry.

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PB&J

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Hats.

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Whether they’re in the hole or on deck

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Whether Baby Gronk is the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

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WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

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Constitutions

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Wrexham football club

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Dennys

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Jingoistic license plates

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Burger.

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Pick up trucks, and specifically their torque

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The tri-state area

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