Things Americans Like To Do 2.0

Hey we all need a little laugh eh? Generalities open to discussion because I’m American and I said so.

So let’s get started.

Spit tobacco

Wear baseball caps that are 25 years old

keg stands

FTFY

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Build living environments without enough surrounding pavements

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This - the prevalence of baseball caps is honestly one of the most striking cultural differences between the US and the UK.

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display american flags

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Napkins with drinks

Ice doughnuts

Pay for meals with contactless cards and then sign the receipt.

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Honestly don’t know what I’d do presented with a napkin at a pub. Pocket it? Wrap it around the pint like a 99?

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Say ‘howdy, pardner!’

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Get Chinese takeaway in millions of little paper cartons that I can’t for the life of me understand how they don’t leak sauce :woman_shrugging:

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chop wood

Tell any British person they meet exactly what part of the UK their ancestors came from and how they’ve researched their whole family tree and made a pilgrimage to that spot.

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Cargo pants

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My great grandfather was from Scotland mind you.

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Chant USA USA USA at sporting events

Carve faces onto mountains. From sea to shining sea!

But what remote highland village?