things Americans like to do

describe injuries or illnesses using hyperbolic descriptions like ‘i felt as though I’d been ripped in half by a jackhammer’ or ‘that flu was so bad, like a freight train going right through me’

saying ‘go university mascot’ when referencing the university they went to

3 Likes

What’s going on here

6 Likes

Hoot while invading sandy countries

1 Like

underestimate police forces in european countries.

Describe any walk anywhere other than to a shopping mall as a hike.

5 Likes

Racism

2 Likes

not sure this is a good idea

13 Likes

Speak at least 10 dB louder than is necessary at all times

3 Likes

really enthusiastic about everything. even just going to the supermarket.

3 Likes

country music as the default choice on spotify playlists in the car

Be suspiciously friendly

Drink and drive

2 Likes

smoke blunts at the beach and drive

Talk about “going to Europe” as if it were all one country

6 Likes

Wear hats. Every time I go to America I’m amazed at what a behatted nation they are.

2 Likes

Not laughing at humour but instead saying “that’s funny”

2 Likes

being really impressed when you display the minimum amount of knowledge about their country. like knowing where georgia is on a map.

1 Like

Have hand luggage that’s bigger than my actual luggage.

eat fish and chips and then complain that it wasn’t nice.