describe injuries or illnesses using hyperbolic descriptions like ‘i felt as though I’d been ripped in half by a jackhammer’ or ‘that flu was so bad, like a freight train going right through me’
saying ‘go university mascot’ when referencing the university they went to
What’s going on here
Hoot while invading sandy countries
underestimate police forces in european countries.
Describe any walk anywhere other than to a shopping mall as a hike.
not sure this is a good idea
Speak at least 10 dB louder than is necessary at all times
really enthusiastic about everything. even just going to the supermarket.
country music as the default choice on spotify playlists in the car
Be suspiciously friendly
Drink and drive
smoke blunts at the beach and drive
Talk about “going to Europe” as if it were all one country
Wear hats. Every time I go to America I’m amazed at what a behatted nation they are.
Not laughing at humour but instead saying “that’s funny”
being really impressed when you display the minimum amount of knowledge about their country. like knowing where georgia is on a map.
Have hand luggage that’s bigger than my actual luggage.
eat fish and chips and then complain that it wasn’t nice.