Things at a Wedding: Good or Bad (POLLS)

A Poll thread

Waiter service:

  • good
  • bad

0 voters

Buffet

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Wedding breakfast: bad
Evening reception (where you’re pissed and fancy a scotch egg): a beautiful thing.

Ruining it for all concerned with a drunken punch-up

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Ceilidhs / Barn Dances[poll type=regular max=2 public=true]

  • Good
  • Bad
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Hymns

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Tie-round-the-head DJ

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Cover bands

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Bride and groom not having attended church since school, choosing “All Things Bright And Beautiful” as a hymn, and giving the guest(s)* uncontrollable giggles with the line about “the purple-headed mountain”:

  • good
  • bad

0 voters

* might have just been me. I’m a child.

GUESTS WEARING JUMPERS

  • good
  • BAD

0 voters

whoops, public

jumpers

  • fine
  • obviously unacceptable

0 voters

I’d like to say that I went to a wedding 2 weeks ago and all the things you just mentioned were true. I was one of the gigglees.

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cover band playing ‘popcorn’ = awesome

Champagne Supernova

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

bantery speeches (generally)

  • Bad
  • Good

0 voters

Soppy, emotional speeches

  • Bad
  • reduce me to tiers

0 voters

Making guests sit at tables with complete strangers

  • Good
  • Oh fuck who’s this twat I’ve got to have small talk with for 2-3 hours

0 voters

Seating plans, full stop

  • Good
  • Bad

0 voters

Sub-poll

  • I have never been involved in a punch-up at a wedding and have never witnessed one
  • I have never been involved in a punch-up at a wedding, but have witnessed one
  • I have been involved in a punch-up at a wedding (was doing the punching)
  • I have been involved in a punch-up at a wedding (received a punch)
  • I have been involved in a punch-up at a wedding (tried to break up a wedding brawl)

0 voters