Boring their workmates with union chat
Pinning all of their troubles on the industrial revolution
others?
Boring their workmates with union chat
Pinning all of their troubles on the industrial revolution
others?
Seizing the means of production.
#notthethursdaythread
Bob Mortimer
Boosting the reach of blue-tick centrists on Twitter by reposting their tweets with pithy comments like “Look at this prick”
Living in a city
Going on Holiday
Earning more than £30k a year
Being into music
Having a degree
Having a podcast
Driving a car
Being vegetarian/vegan
Owning a coffee machine
Tucking shirt into trousers
Going to Ikea
watching Eurovision
Getting on with family members
Sarcasm
Eating at restaurants
Correcting people
Being cowards
Reading books
Wearing wireless headphones
Having a working doorbell
Newspapers
Evolution
The gym
Having a favourite gen 1 Pokemon
Tennis
Trivial Pursuit
Folding laundry
Etsy
Amazon Alexa
The BBC
The aesthetic of the 80’s
Saying “mmhmm” as an affirmative when other people are talking
Handkerchiefs
Smoking a bit of marijuana sometimes
Diet Coke
Karaoke
Pret
Musicals
The Peloponnesian war
Playstation
Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training
Gardening
Neighbourhood Watch
Opening their laptop on the train
Standing desks
HBO
Blu-ray and stand alone blu-ray players
Puns
Piano lessons
Referring to drugs they’ve never taken particularly Ketamine
Kayaking
Certificates
Framing stuff and putting that stuff in their home
Polishing tables
Dyson
Calling customer service
Michael Portillo
Crosswords
Sudoku
Dressing pets in clothes
Eulogising Steve Jobs
Playing guitar in a band
Starters and Desserts
Pressure washers
Self-describing as punctual
Postcards
boutique indie festivals
Calling things they can’t afford ‘Tory’
it’s a good way of coping with suffering
Jeremy Corbyn
Not liking anything
Pencils
obscure football leagues
Homer Simpson, smiling centre-rightly
Choose life.
GIL SCOTT-HERON!
Ooh! Ooh, Trainspotting. Definitely Trainspotting.
Shit American podcasts hosted by annoying men
Watching films about deprivation on massive TVs.
Non-league football
A sticker on a guitar that says ‘This Machine Kills Fascists’
Feeling conflicted about liking the Smiths.