things beloved of facists

cars
meat
high leather boots
roads
chairs
revision
electricity
grey
shaven armpits
exams
money
ballpoint pens
horse racing
horse dancing
paul daniels
horse jumping
furries
rapidash
ponyta
black beauty
the waltzers (at a fairground)
jodpuhrs
upsetting snowflakes
measuring themselves against snowflakes
(therefore) snowflakes
power
enid blyton
choreographed dance
decisiveness
the words ‘yes’ and ‘no’
yazz
miranda hart
dawn french (in the vicar of dibley)
big statues
things that look old
coffee
noel edmunds
borders
(therefore) ribbons
discipline
hairspray
fanny craddock (and her derivatives, barbara woodhouse, anne widdecombe, priti patel, thatcher, edwina curry and michael gove)
partings (in hair)
straight lines (in general)

(sorry its not particularly funny, more a brain dump to see what came out, yours can be more funny)

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ctrl+f dr kawashima’s brain training

:frowning:

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ctrl+f dr kawashima’s brain training

:smiley:

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Acting against their own interests to own the libs

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A deep inner sadness

Fetishising Asian women despite believing in the superiority of the white race

Fascism

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ok, in some cases, but what about the shallows

I don’t think I get this one

Fishing quotas
The notion of taking back control of their country which has supposedly been taken from them by ‘foreigners’ , despite said country being a Colonial monster that’s has ravaged every country they ever engaged with.

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Ok no just seen the leftists one

theres a centrist one too

Spelling the word ‘fascists’ wrong in OPs.
:wink::+1:

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Press conferences at garden centres

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Would like to see this on family fortunes

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observance of straight lines, I have a casual relationship with spelling (check out my previous spellings of religeon

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I guess the real Fascist was me being a spelling nazi. Apologies.

Gavin and Stacy
A League of Their Own (quiz show)

Anything with James Cordon really

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and punctuation, i really like

Pretty cool uniforms tbh