watch terrible sports that somehow the americans have managed to salvage into half watchable events (baseball and american football vs cricket and rugby)
throw plastic furniture around Mediterranean squares.
say sorry about everything. I used to think this was a myth, but having lived somewhere different, ho-ly shit.
enjoy things through a sense of irony.
bake things. bake the fuck out of meat, cakes, desserts, fucking everything in the oven. the british can eat an entire meal by just putting various pre-prepared things in the oven.
Lose our shit about any weather that could be classed as unseasonal. Sun in December! Mental! Rain in May! World’s gone fucking loopy!
believe in the destiny of winning international sporting events up until the team gets eliminated, at which point the press and public at large will focus on the farcical elements of the competition
No way is American Football half decent
Insist they want to leave the European Union to save face
The sport isnt much better either hahahah
That little dance when you’re trying to get out of the way of someone walking towards you. Pretty sure in other countries you’d just punch the other person in the face and go about your business.
saving face as a general philosophy towards lfie
hard drinking during the early hours at airports
really good at maintaining a personal space circumference
build decent road infrastructure
Sit suffering in silence on buses rather than be the one to open/close a window.
have sky sports news on
eliminate fun things from pubs. pool tables, darts boards, table football, football on tv - all in the bin for some reason.