things british people like to do

eat chorizo with everything. british people LOVE this so much.

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I might be the worst offender on DiS

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Came to say chorizo paella

I ordered a prosciutto sandwich last week. The server told me they were out of prosciutto but said they’d happily make the sandwich with chorizo as a replacement. The FUCK.

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Absolute masters at work here

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One of my WhatsApp groups is 90% stuff like this

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That picture is incredible

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carpets

The Cod Squad

hm.

https://twitter.com/PaddySisyphus/status/985967874773848064?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twgr^393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.shortlist.com%2Fnews%2Fpie-morrisons-scandal-complaint-north-east

Taken from

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Swear at their parents

Edit: in fact this could just be Europeans in general

Here in Italy they love a tribute act - Queen, Pink Floyd, Oasis, all that sort of stuff.

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I’d totally forgotten that was a thing.

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Outdoor activities in inclement weather

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There was a big tribute festival going on when I went to Bucharest. Noticed most of the acts were British though. One of our top top exports…

Going on a picnic/to the beach but the weather’s a bit rubbish so you sit in the car and drink tea from a thermos.

This might have ended in the 1980s.

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Chuckling heartily at made-up overwrought swear words like plum-faced shit-trumpet

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in the bathroom

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Plant vegetables. let them die
Grow salad leaves. let them die.

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A colleague moved house about a year ago and the previous owner had put carpet in the kitchen ffs.