Things British People Take For Granted



No concerns of hidden deadly creatures when walking through tall grass.
Don’t have to bang out their shoes before putting them on in case a spider / snake / scorpion has made a home in it.


They have no fucking clue how international trade and freedom of movement works


Yeah must be a nightmare finding your clogs stuffed full of spiders.


our ruddy, bloody, brave, underfunded NH bloody S


Tasty cheese


The EU?


Not suffering from the effects of post colonialism.


Always having a Tesco Express, Sainsbos Local etc nearby. So hard to find shops like these in other countries.


Only having to learn one language.


Stick a fork in me - I’m done.



no pints to be found anywhere else in the world.


Ireland you gowl!


Never really being affected by extreme weather / geology


not having weather trying to kill you

no tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis… any of that shit


A fairly decent health service


Ticks carry lymes disease.


Proper chocolate.

Edit: proper chocolate that you don’t need to put in the fridge





I was doing the school run this morning and as we crossed the lights a child observed that a cheap England flag that was wedged behind the traffic light button was not there and he said “probably blown away daddy” and his dad replied (loudly) “OR SOMEONE HAS TAKEN IT DOWN, THERE’S A LOT OF DISRESPECT AROUND FOR THE FLAG AT THE MINUTE”

I think he wanted some sort of reaction but everyone just kept their heads down.




Shops being open on Sundays