Chris Grayling can’t wash a white load without leaving a red sock in it
Stop until he gets enough (jobs he can’t do)
CG can’t stop looking at me, staring at me, be what I be.
Chris Grayling can’t be arsed
because he hasn’t learned in the last ten minutes.
Chris Grayling is never in the correct lane at the traffic lights.
Chris Grayling stands too close in shop queues
spell his own name correctly every time
Chris Grayling can’t work out how to create an account to respond to these accusations.
especially not when it’s holiday season and those bottles of prosecco and boules sets won’t sell themselves
Zoom back out on his browser
Chris Grayling can’t operate heavy machinery
Chris Grayling can’t eat with his mouth closed
mute his microphone or disable his webcam
Chris Grayling can’t do the funky chicken.
Whole new meaning to “Hi CG!”
Chris Grayling puts the milk in before taking out the tea bag
Chris Grayling can’t stop hitting cyclists with his car door
If Chris Grayling deliberately tried to fail at something in the hope that he would inadvertently succeed, he would still fail at that original thing.