Things Chris Grayling Can't Do (potentially libellous thread)

Chris Grayling can’t wash a white load without leaving a red sock in it

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Stop until he gets enough (jobs he can’t do)

CG can’t stop looking at me, staring at me, be what I be.

Chris Grayling can’t be arsed

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because he hasn’t learned in the last ten minutes.

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Chris Grayling is never in the correct lane at the traffic lights.

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Chris Grayling stands too close in shop queues

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spell his own name correctly every time

Chris Grayling can’t work out how to create an account to respond to these accusations.

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especially not when it’s holiday season and those bottles of prosecco and boules sets won’t sell themselves

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Zoom back out on his browser

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Chris Grayling can’t operate heavy machinery

Chris Grayling can’t eat with his mouth closed

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mute his microphone or disable his webcam

Chris Grayling can’t do the funky chicken.

Whole new meaning to “Hi CG!”

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Chris Grayling puts the milk in before taking out the tea bag

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Chris Grayling can’t stop hitting cyclists with his car door

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Chris Grayling cant really pull off a hairnet

If Chris Grayling deliberately tried to fail at something in the hope that he would inadvertently succeed, he would still fail at that original thing.

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