Things everybody does. Or do they?

This is a thread for confirming whether or not you’re right about what everyone else does and whether you’re the same or different.

I feel like practically everybody but me checks the weather in some way (other than by looking at the sky).

Am I right?

  • I’m like saps, completely oblivious until the weather arrives over my head.
  • I’m not a weather lunatic but I’ll watch the weather bit after the news or google the weather/check an app if I’ve got a special event, like
  • I reckon I check the weather at least once a day. Who doesn’t? Freaks maybe.
  • I’m facking obsessed me, multiple checks per day, more than one weather app on my phone. Chance of rain in the next hour, you say? 14% squire. Frankly I need locking up.

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Use this thread to see how like everyone else you are.

ask my virtual assistant when I’m getting dressed every morning so I know what thickness of cardigan to wear

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why would your virtual assistant know what time you will get dressed?

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I did have more, but I cleared some off when I put a load more music on my phone.

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nice one nebbie

Just dress in layers and have access to either a hood or a brolly, ffs. Weather cunts.

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I’m delighted by this.

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Umbrella cunt.

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Most of the time I just get wet, tbh. It’s only rain.

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alright andrew wk

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WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL WEAR A COAT

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I just liked almost everything in this thread (to date).

Strong, DiS. Very strong.

Who checks the weather? What’s the worst that can happen?

Tsunami

A Brilliant Mistake

Do a little dance or pull a face or do an air basketball shot when you’re in front of a full body mirror alone

  • All the time
  • Sometimes
  • Rarely
  • Never

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I love to do a little Jarvis Cocker dancing in front of a mirror.

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quite like doing a cowboy walk and pistol draw

oh that’s a great idea.

Gonna try this tomorrow

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alright james dean bradfield

Sit down to wipe ones backside

  • Stand up for easier access
  • Obviously; I’m not an animal

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