Things found in freezers


#1

Just helped clear out my grandpa’s old freezer, found a bumper crop of plums, about six large bags with ‘1999’ written on them. Dad started singing Prince.
What wondrous items have you found?


#2

ice cubes


#3

when I left my old flat there was a single carrot which was so frozen in we couldnt get it out


#4

We’ve been through this but I had to throw everything in my freezer away a couple of weeks ago

Amongst the things was an almost entire joint of gammon that I lost my head cooking about a year and a half before


#5

Isn’t 3 months the maximum length you’re meant to keep anything in the freezer?


#6

Fuck That

Literally the entire point of a freezer is that it makes food last literally forever


#7

Well it’s not very good if you’re risking your life in this reckless manner, is all.


#9

Turns out that reporting posts as inappropriate works then. Jooks is very apologetic and would like to suggest ‘Potato Waffles’ instead.


#10

Dead bodies


#11

Flagged as inappropriate.


#12

Beat you to it mate. Between us we’ll get this cesspit cleaned up.


#13

Fair enough, incredibly sinister first post


#14

Mine mostly houses bags of ice.


#15

I’d say that 55% of the space in my freezer is occupied by pizza.


#16

I have a whole drawn in my freezer that has been frozen over to the point I cannot open it at all for at least 3 years. Who knows what mysteries await me in this draw to the frozen unknown…the remains fo a home made lasagna?..the rest of the tub of ice cream that went missing?..Zuul?


#17

My brother-in-law’s has got bits of dead deer he found on a road in it. Good 4 years old at least now.


#18

im currently freezerless and have been since i mived into my new place, about 6 weeks.


#19

all your peas will have thawed


#20

half used bag of mixed veg


#21

did he eat any of it? hacking up a deer must be quite an effort. I heard a grim tale in the pub about someone who stopped by a deer which had been hit, only to find it not quite dead, so ‘humanely’ finished it off by strangling it.