#235

WE THE BEST CUNNILINGUS

#236

I got accused of not being able to grow facial hair the other day. This person knew I shaved my beard off in 2012 when I got annoyed by strangers coming up to me to talk about beards.

Just because I can shave well, doesn’t mean I can’t grow facial hair.

#237

Getting drunk as a hobby.

None of the yoof seem massively into booze- they’d rather take selfies at the gym, go for coffee, and get their lashes did.

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#238

Still holding firm to the belief that once the inherent lies of society crush 99% of their dreams we’re looking at a generation wide epiphany of debauchery

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#239

M8, I can also grow a beard but choose not too. I’m not slamming people who can’t or don’t or whatever - just noticing the ones who seem to be most vocally against the beard trend quite often have one thing in common…

#240

The word naff

#241

you leave naff alone

#242

I’m not pleased about it either

#243

Beards:
Can’t grow one
Don’t think I’d suit one but would like to have the ability to test that out
Generally look good
Have an odd fetishisation around them (which has died down over the past couple of years I think)
ZZ top

#244

definitely will decline in fashion by 2030

#245

I did the make me a man FaceApp thing and it made me beautiful and all it did was add a beard so I guess i should start derma rolling my chin.

#246

Dermarolling your chin.

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#247

Read this as Scottish slang for being bladdered

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#248

You’ve just made me realise that I have NO idea where my microneedler is (not a euphemism).

#249

man was clearly in distress I don’t think it’s good to laugh at him or make a news item over somebody with insecurities losing it for a moment, hope he calmed down and isn’t suffering too much from this being a meme or whatever

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#250

Yeah it’s funny, a lot of people said that and then saw the full video and a second one from another angle and while yeah, I hope he get’s help and seeks improvement but it also became pretty apparent that there’s a good chance he’s just a full incel type unfortunately.

#251

that is sad and if he has been stoking hate speech or threatening violence etc then obviously that needs condemning I’m just a bit uncomfortable with people’s momentary outbursts being memed etc.

I’m sure he probably has no actual right to privacy anyway as this outburst was in a public space but it’s a bit haunting how far these things that seem totally spontaneous will travel

#252

Reading back what I wrote it seems like I’d got upset about what you said.

To clarify my real life friend was the one who annoyed me and the post was directed at him mainly. X

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#253

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

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#254

might get this tattooed.

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