Things I see out of my all-seeing window Today we get to decide if we approve on or not (POLLS)


#1

I’ll start us off easy

Adults on scooters

  • Fine
  • FFS

0 voters


#2

tbf even kids on scooters are pretty irksome at this point, unless they’re about 4 and incredibly well supervised!


#3

White guy with dreads

  • Whatever
  • :grimacing:

0 voters


#4

wonder if Eric’s going on a run today


#5

Running for the bus

  • Could be important, not funny at all
  • Embarrassing

0 voters


#6

I am but in the opposite direction, gonna go to the marshes. Too many running penoids in vicky park.


#7

these aren’t really mutually exclusive though!


#8

I’m standing up for white-guy-dread-havers today purely because one of our directors has them and is generally a lovely guy. I am willing to accept he’s the exception to rule though tbf.


#9

If it helps sway you at all he had it shaved round the sides and one of the dreads was neon blue


#10

theres a man who scooters past my bus stop in the evenings and i have to fight the urge to shove him into the road every day


#11

Shocked that people have voted “fine” here tbh


#12

Uber pickup

  • At this time of day, on such a lovely morning? Get a fucking clue
  • Anarcho capitalism for all

0 voters


#13

Oooh we’re supposed to vote on the thing you’ve seen and not the thing in general. Right.

I shall adjust my vote accordingly.


#14

tbf I haven’t made that clear intentionally


#15

Literally next to the bus stop this was


#16

Muddying the voting waters, eh? Alright Cambridge Analytica.

SATIRE!


#17


#18

Gf got one for going to work :confounded:

Biting my tongue because I’m not the boss of her etc, but for ffs’ sake.


#19

just try and break it in a deniable way


#20

One of my best penoid pals. It tears me up inside.