Things in supermarkets there's too many varities of

Bread

Bread

If we’re being honest with ourselves it’s pasta.

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Yeah, all of that stuff. Washing up powder. Bleach. Cleaning sprays. Etc.

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And toilet paper.

Just need a big pack of at least 24 white rolls, with an alternative option to buy a pack of just two.

Everything in between, and all the colours, and all the variations in quality is just obfuscation for their pricing nonsense.

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Meat.

The fuck are you omnivores doing with all those different packages of flesh?

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customers

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Oreos

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Wine probably.

Just need cheap white, cheap red, posh white, posh red.

Every imaginable situation covered with 4 bottles.

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Hummus. Why the fuck are there fifteen varieties of nauseating slop and only one taramasalata (if you’re fucking lucky) and/or tsatsiki, both of which are infinitely superior? Who asked for all this hummus? What is wrong with people?

Green olives. No one wants or needs a whole refrigerator unit full of green olives with various things stuffed in them in a vain attempt to make then edible. Where the fuck did all the black olives go? No, I don’t want kalamata olives, they taste like horseshit. I want black olives, god damnit.

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It’s like an amnesty thread for all of the very worst opinions.

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Where does champagne fit into your four categories?

Where does one store this many toilet rolls?

PCBE

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We can have 2 of those as well. Own brand cheap(ish) and a luxury brand.mumm or whatever.

Throw a prosecco in there if you like. Lord knows we have the space now.

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The East Wing of my mansion.

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Cupboard

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Cat and dog food. Baffling array.

In theory, yes

In practice, they are a fussy bunch

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Cracks me up everytim