If we’re being honest with ourselves it’s pasta.
Yeah, all of that stuff. Washing up powder. Bleach. Cleaning sprays. Etc.
And toilet paper.
Just need a big pack of at least 24 white rolls, with an alternative option to buy a pack of just two.
Everything in between, and all the colours, and all the variations in quality is just obfuscation for their pricing nonsense.
The fuck are you omnivores doing with all those different packages of flesh?
Just need cheap white, cheap red, posh white, posh red.
Every imaginable situation covered with 4 bottles.
Hummus. Why the fuck are there fifteen varieties of nauseating slop and only one taramasalata (if you’re fucking lucky) and/or tsatsiki, both of which are infinitely superior? Who asked for all this hummus? What is wrong with people?
Green olives. No one wants or needs a whole refrigerator unit full of green olives with various things stuffed in them in a vain attempt to make then edible. Where the fuck did all the black olives go? No, I don’t want kalamata olives, they taste like horseshit. I want black olives, god damnit.
It’s like an amnesty thread for all of the very worst opinions.
Where does champagne fit into your four categories?
Where does one store this many toilet rolls?
We can have 2 of those as well. Own brand cheap(ish) and a luxury brand.mumm or whatever.
Throw a prosecco in there if you like. Lord knows we have the space now.
The East Wing of my mansion.
Cat and dog food. Baffling array.
Cracks me up everytim