Things in your home/office/home office that you don't know how to use


#1

The fax machine for me. Fortunately it hasn’t come up yet, but it might.

I’ve also never refilled the filter coffee machine but I assume I’d be able to figure it out.

I’m not 100% sure on how to collapse the step ladder at home.


#2

there’s a spotlight in our back garden. I’ve no idea where the switch for it is, unless i do know where it is and it needs a new bulb but seems very unlikely as it’s never been used as no one has ever known where the light switch is for it, as one does not exist.


#3


#4

The fucking storage heaters


#5

The franking machine


#6

Binder.


#7

They’re easy mate


#8

you know what, i don’t think i’ve ever sent a fax.

can’t see it happening at this point in time either.


#9

you prise apart the metal rings and slip the paper over them. then close the rings again.

pretty straight forward.


#10

the one with glue though


#11

the what?


#12

I called out the engineers the other day as our aircon unit (which is a heater as well) didn’t heat anymore.

Had it on the wrong setting didn’t I. So that.


#13

thermal binder


#14

Me either. I get one of my secretaries to do it, obviously.


#15

I have sent shitloads of faxes mates


#16

I used to send loads of faxes with sketches and notes on them in the days before site huts had internet connections. I haven’t sent one in at least six years though.


#17

same - got a lot of faxing in my history


#18

image


#19

it helps if you spell it with a ‘T’ for a start though plasticmike wont be pleased hahahahaha!


#20

It took six different people to figure out how to collapse my step-ladder.