Things it's impossible to look cool whilst doing

Picking something up off the ground (especially something flat)
Eating a bag of crisps
Walking up stairs

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Getting your head stuck anywhere.

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Vaping

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:fist_right: :fist_left:

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wearing fingerless gloves or fedoras

Sexing

Just walking.

Oh and wanking.

https://x.com/jmebbk/status/575658446323843073

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Holding a package while the courier takes their photo

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Eating a sugared doughnut

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Getting dropped off somewhere by your parents

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taking a shit

Avoiding a wasp

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Picking your nose

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I fucking knew we’d had this thread. Oh well.

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Playing keyboards in a band

(note, playing keyboards in a synthpop duo is cool)

Posting on social media

Coughing when naked

Eating stooped over with wooden/plastic cutlery from a paper plate or box balanced on your lap