I’m getting a lot of push-back over my pioneering attitudes. Turns out people don’t like it when you challenge their perceptions of normality.
But someone has to break new ground.
So I’m diluting Pepsi Max. Yes, that’s right.
Two to three fingers of Pepsi Max in a pint glass, the rest chilled water. Been rocking this shit for a couple of years now. Any time someone asks what I’m drinking they’re horrified. I’ve been called disgusting.
I know that the people of DiS are bolder/smarter/hotter than Josephine Public and that I’ll get no snark here.
I support your bold life-style choice, saps
You disgust me, saps
I have no opinion about this whatsoever
You’re usually right about stuff, saps, I’m going to try this for myself
Some other option that’s equally valid given the circumstances
It’s abhorrent and feral behavior but I don’t blame you, per se, I blame the various corner cutting bars, pubs and canteens watering down their coke nationally creating an appetite for this tomfoolery.
Can just about see watering down Pepsi/Coke with sparkling water so that it’s less sweet/has a lower sugar content I guess. Sugar free options with tap water? Sounds awful and flat.
You get to saps’s house.
It’s real nice that he invited you to lunch.
He’s warm and welcoming when he lets you in, you’re feeling good about your decision.
“You arrived just in time! Lunch is ready” he says, which is great as you missed breakfast and you are so hungry.
You go into the kitchen, and look down at the table.
This is what you see.