When you’re playing piano and the lid falls down on your fingers - yowch!
You tune your guitar to Open C on stage and your string, yep you guessed it, snaps!
When you hit the hi-hat instead of the cymbal… they look so similar!
You’re a bit nervous on stage and your voice fluctuates between soprano and mezzo-soprano… adulting is hard.
Which end you blow
It isn’t 1983 backstage at Motley Crue now you know!
thanks for solving this
Just because there’s a tenor horn it doesn’t mean there’s a fiver horn.
I don’t even understand that!!?!?!?
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when you’ve played all your songs, but the audience demand you play another one. Rude!
When you’re the euphonium player and someone comes up to you and thinks you play the tuba! Get a clue, grandma!
The complex political situation in Sudan
Being redfaced and embarrassed in front of 20-50 people as every bit of kit you’ve ever owned decides to melt in public
it’s a long running joke in my family that my granny always referred me playing the trombone as playing the bugle
The feeling of spending weeks working on something for the sweet pay off of 2-3 Facebook likes
Your music’s always lovely though so keep doing it.
Oh my god preach
“We’re being watched by google!”
gonna make people listen to my music at my funeral