Just because there’s a tenor horn it doesn’t mean there’s a fiver horn.
I don’t even understand that!!?!?!?
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when you’ve played all your songs, but the audience demand you play another one. Rude!
When you’re the euphonium player and someone comes up to you and thinks you play the tuba! Get a clue, grandma!
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Being redfaced and embarrassed in front of 20-50 people as every bit of kit you’ve ever owned decides to melt in public
it’s a long running joke in my family that my granny always referred me playing the trombone as playing the bugle
Your music’s always lovely though so keep doing it.
Oh my god preach
“We’re being watched by google!”
“Yes nan”
HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN
Does anyone know what the “lid” that goes over the keys is actually called?
Key cosy
Cloche
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That part is in fact the actual piano. It’s a sort of Big Ben/Frankenstein and his monster thing
Lock the doors, blast it out
Well they certainly don’t understand this!
You very often can’t hear yourself at all on stage and THAT is why you were so flat (officer)