Things people have called you


#1

‘pure fucking ignorant’
‘middle class with an edge’


#2

A taxi.


#3

:smiley:


#4

Still no idea what that one meant!


#5

Tell thing’s people to speak to my people, never speak direct


#6

Too many to mention, I went to quite a rough comprehensive which finally closed down. I was bullied quite a bit although I finally learned to give as good as I got.


#7

were you holding a ruler at the time?


#8

Ah sorry to remind you of these things. Kids are so shit


#9

when I was 18 and drunk at someone’s party an older lady also drunk said I was going to be really sexy when I grew up.

Has always stuck with me and I’m wondered when that day will come.


#10

#compliant goon


#11

Ha an anarchist.


#12

“A megalomaniac school prefect cunt”

That was after I refused to serve a guy’s mate who could barely stand in my bar. Might get it put on my gravestone.


#13

i think we should call you one right now.


#14

A cat nonce.


#15

Nah it’s fine. I was a very skinny kid with a big head and black hair so was the butt of jokes for that. The more amusing ones were “Tefal Head” and “The man from Del Monte” which I never fully got.

I was always good at football though so was partly cool, and my cousin was one of the main school bullies which gave me some protection.

But I tore my knee ligaments as a kid and while on crutches got pushed down a full set of concrete steps, the cunts.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person from my year that went to Uni. If was a truly terrible school.


#16

Hard work


#17

Robert Smith’s anorexic cousin
"When in doubt, it’s a man"


#18

“Puta bollera” because I was ignoring him calling me guapa


#19

‘a jumped up little so-and-so who thinks she knows everything and doesn’t care to learn’
‘the most lesbian of us all… but I can’t imagine her actually being gay’
‘a man in a skirt’
‘Commie’ :smiley:


#20

:sob: