That lesbian one! 
On my last ever shift pulling pints at a football stadium a swaggery geezer with a pot belly and neck tattoo caught my eye with a twinkle and said, poetically:
You’d look much better with a pair of tits
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A group of bikewankerz I was with got memorably called “a bunch of rubbery cunts”
It immediately passed into legend . “Rubbery” is used to describe a particular type of ride, and I have a stem top cap with "pedal harder you rubbery cunt’ etched into it
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“You’re not exactly the prize pig” - my first boyfriend
‘You fucking weirdy beardy jockstrap’
Nuts reader with a record collection
scar-arm
other than that I don’t think I’ve ever been in earshot of anyone calling me a name that I can recall just now
Betty
perfumed ponce.
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Long-haired weirdo.
A lot of strangers are really quite aggressive at me because of my hair.
It’s very odd isn’t it. Didn’t really have a reply so was a bit
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haha, I’ve offended people with my tallness before too. I remember when I was a teenager, an old woman angrily pointing me out to her mate with the words “it’s just ridiculous these days!”
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An annoying little turd
Mairon, Gorthaur, Annatar, Aulendil & Artano.
^this. Used to get “Oi, Shaggy!” quite a bit back in the day
this is a great one 
Yeah back when I had long hair someone squared up to me all like “who’ve we got here the fucking hair bear bunch then?”
Joke was on them because I was on my own so…
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