Things people honk for

If they’re horny.

If they’re driving past this prick’s house

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He is an utter bellend. That ramp has been there about 30 years in some form or another. Skated there when I was a teenager. I see that he’s now withdrawn his objection to the new skatepark. Honking must have got to him :grinning:

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EPec-2kUwAAYVPh

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If they are a goose

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Moses the Wizard Waveman (I’d never heard of him before but he was parked up in his wheelchair by our car a couple of days ago)

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Strikes
Protests
Someone texting in front of you when the lights change

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Thatcher’s deid

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three days of festival camping with no shower

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Their national football team has won the World Cup

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I might buy myself a car if England win, just to do this.

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Because they’re clatty.

Great. Now I have to play it AGAIN.

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Put your horns up for Detroit

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In Brazil you give a quick honk to thank other drivers for letting you through, etc. Not me though, don’t want to get into the habit in case I end up moving back to Europe…

There was a car sticker on the next street to me when i was young which read ‘honk if you bonked last night’