How’s the bench pressing going?
Have you finished with those weights?
Doing a bit of the old exercise, is it?
You run on that treadmill, but you don’t go anywhere!
I think a bit of wee came out.
Can you spot me?
Hi, who do I need to talk to about signing up for a membership?
It stinks of shit in here!
Wow, that’s a lot of TVs!
Ray Liota is very good in Goodfellas but not much else
Would you mind checking my form?
I presume, never been to a gym in my life.
How many sets have you got left mate?
One reply in this thread saying I’ve never been to the gym and I get this ad at the bottom of the page!
…I’m not even that old… the cheeky wankers!
Testing the theory
I love the gym