I think that was Where’s Wally.
do you even lift?
Hnnnnggh uhhhh ahhhhh hurrrrr
Hey man, you’ve gotta clean down the equipment after using it!
DORCHESTER SASCOMBE: Ey Bawrence, spot me bro
BAWRENCE STUNTVAMPIRE: (pointing at DORCHESTER) There you are, bro
Did you see Slowdive at Glastonbury?
Gym?! What the hells a gym?! Just kidding a know it’s pronounced gym
I hate this. I’m finished when I’m finished fucko.
OMG I literally started playing Final Fantasy 7 today!
That’s what I’d say (true tho)
“How’s your cat getting on?” is something someone asked me the other day. He’s a nice guy, loves to talk about his cats.
“It’s been a bit tougher to do since the prolapse [ominous chuckle]”
‘‘Ever heard of steroids? You stick them up your arse don’t you! Anyway want some?’’
someone did say this to me in a gym
really wish this post had been just after yours
Sir, please stop crying.
“Oh god I just shat myself”