things people with jobs say

‘the team’

‘i’ll just check with the team’

‘great to be back with the team’

6 Likes

annual leave

8 Likes

I need a holiday

stretch goals

“Can I have a word”

3 Likes

Hump day

1 Like

“Do you have five minutes?”

Using action as a verb

4 Likes

“well, it’s Friday tomorrow”

“I’ll be in the loos having a wank”

1 Like

Wait, what?

get up to much at the weekend?

1 Like

Doing air quotes when talking about someone “working from home”

1 Like

I think it just needs a bit of unpicking

I haven’t had my coffee yet!

1 Like

Stop the world! I want to get off!

3 Likes

Ending sentences with exclamation marks to denote a constantly friendly tone!

11 Likes

“Sorry, I’m a bit confused by this”

(aka: the fuck are you talking about?)

5 Likes

I don’t know where the week goes!

1 Like

“Cheap round”