#43

what I like about things like taping over your webcam is people’s failure to realise there’s a big difference between being the head of the FBI or Mark Zuckerberg versus some randomer nobody gives a shit about hacking their webcam! :smiley:

#44

Except if you have kids, you’re female, a campaigner, LGBTQ, have a stalker, …

#45

literally nobody is hacking webcams mate

#46

It’s literally been happening for years mate.


#47

This isn’t my conspiracy theory but it rings true to me. It probably is a bit strong for this thread, though.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon didn’t write Good Will Hunting. Or rather, they wrote a draft of Good Will Hunting, but the script for the film that we know and love was heavily re-written by William Goldman, whose fee included a caveat that he drop his credit. /tinfoil

#48

Get really paranoid about throwing away old credit card receipts and confidential letters after seeing a man going through dustbins not far from my house. I usually rip them up but even then get paranoid that somebody might put them back together Argo-style.

#49

This lass I’m seeing is really level headed about everything but Elvis’s death - she thinks it was faked so he could go into witness protection after testifying in some big drug trial.
Rubbish.

#50

Friend at work is a huge WTC7 truther. :frowning:

#51

Scampers will literally go for anyone though.

Unless you’re telling me that it is actually Windows who phone every so often, asking me to log on to my computer and go to the site they tell me for a security update. I’m not the head of a US government agency, so I’m probably being a bit big-headed to assume I might be being scammed.

#52

Scampers :joy:

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#53

Fucking auto-correct.

#54

Makes them sound like naughty rascals

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#55

Chilling out with jfk, Michael Jackson and osama bin laden in a Florida holiday resort.

#56

The reasoning apparently is:
The funeral happened the day after the death was announced, very few people invited including his own parents and no coroners report
Rumours the body looked wax (I maintain at that point Elvis looked like wax already)
Some sort of helicopter movement the day before above his house
gee whziz

#57

they (THEY) really are out to get you,

#58

i’d love to use this as evidence for just arguments in general.

IT LOOKED LIKE WAX.

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#59

I’m imaging a cheeky cocker spaniel that hacks computers

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#60

The moon landings: WAX
Obama’s birth certificate: WAX
Area 51: WAX
Paul McCartney: WAX (this last one makes sense actually)

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#61

what part of that statement is a conspiracy? just fact innit

just tape it mate, it’s easier

#62

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