#49

This lass I’m seeing is really level headed about everything but Elvis’s death - she thinks it was faked so he could go into witness protection after testifying in some big drug trial.
Rubbish.

#50

Friend at work is a huge WTC7 truther. :frowning:

#51

Scampers will literally go for anyone though.

Unless you’re telling me that it is actually Windows who phone every so often, asking me to log on to my computer and go to the site they tell me for a security update. I’m not the head of a US government agency, so I’m probably being a bit big-headed to assume I might be being scammed.

#52

Scampers :joy:

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#53

Fucking auto-correct.

#54

Makes them sound like naughty rascals

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#55

Chilling out with jfk, Michael Jackson and osama bin laden in a Florida holiday resort.

#56

The reasoning apparently is:
The funeral happened the day after the death was announced, very few people invited including his own parents and no coroners report
Rumours the body looked wax (I maintain at that point Elvis looked like wax already)
Some sort of helicopter movement the day before above his house
gee whziz

#57

they (THEY) really are out to get you,

#58

i’d love to use this as evidence for just arguments in general.

IT LOOKED LIKE WAX.

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#59

I’m imaging a cheeky cocker spaniel that hacks computers

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#60

The moon landings: WAX
Obama’s birth certificate: WAX
Area 51: WAX
Paul McCartney: WAX (this last one makes sense actually)

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#61

what part of that statement is a conspiracy? just fact innit

just tape it mate, it’s easier

#62

mcbainbrickwall.jpg

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#63

Have a housemate like this apart from he decided to burn them all.
Problem is we don’t have a garden or a fireplace. Came running downstairs when the smoke alarm went off to find him doing it in the bathroom sink.

#64

I think my wife thinks the real Paul McCartney is dead. Like, she did a presentation on the theory at school and everything. Can’t remember, will need to ask her

#65

http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/?

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#66

Probably Operation Northwoods?

#67

“WHO HAPPENS TO BE RIGHT HERE”

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#68

I have a post-it note with a picture of moker’s face on it covering my webcam.

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